I seem to meet two types of women lately: Those who, almost from that first cup of check-you-out coffee, want to settle in and settle down; and those who want to hand me their panties under the table at Starbucks. ... [more]

I seem to meet two types of women lately: Those who, almost from that first cup of check-you-out coffee, want to settle in and settle down; and those who want to hand me their panties under the table at Starbucks.

Well look, I've done the settle-down thing before, and I will again, but I'm not there yet. And being a normal male, I find it hard to object to the "here's my wet panties, tell me your name again" thing, but it's just not very practical.
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