I'm not prince charming. I won't wine and dine you. I won't pull the chair out for you. And I won't open the door for you. In fact, I'll probably trip you and laugh and giggle as you walk by. I expect you to cook for me ... [more]

I'm not prince charming. I won't wine and dine you. I won't pull the chair out for you. And I won't open the door for you. In fact, I'll probably trip you and laugh and giggle as you walk by. I expect you to cook for me and clean up my mess after I'm through. And yes, I'm a messy eater. I eat with my fingers and food gets everywhere-- on my lap, on the floor, all over the table and/or couch.

I like to travel. I travel fast and I travel light. I like to get to the far flung quickly with minimal belly aching. This may mean a few days without a shower (baby wipes if you're lucky)... and i'm ok with that, you should be too. Don't expect tender embraces or coddling of any kind.

Outdoor Dating wants to know if i have what it takes to go on an adventure? no. there you have it. I went to Chuck E Cheeses once, that's about it.

Alright girls. Bring on the e-mails.

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